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Misquotes

meanmrmike:

“I’m a girl, damn it! I wanna do girly things! Like fix up someone’s hair and get phone calls expressing romantic sentiments!” - Glenn Beck

jesuistylerdurden:

thisisrumour:

NEVER NOT FUNNY.

It is very wrong that I read all of Dog’s parts in my own voice.

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easingintofemdom:

Take it off, with your teeth, and leave it in your mouth. NOW!

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yourbadgrrl:

I’m too cute to spank, right, Daddy? Daddy!!

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